Title: When Ddangkoma Wasn’t There Writer:@utiuts Characters: Super Junior, Ddangkoma, and Heebum Disclaimers: Super Junior, Ddangkoma, and Heebum belong to their rightful selves Warnings: No smut. No inappropriate language. Totally for all ages. However, I’m sorry if I call names to some of your favorite characters. It’s a fanfiction after all! Author’s note: It’s a fic I wrote a few months ago. @myystiqueen asked me to post this here. I was Yesung-biased at the time I wrote this, that’s why it’s about Ddangkoma. You can also consider this as a tribute to Yeneung’s beloved turtle. You don’t know how BIG a role Ddangkoma has in the continuity of TwELFs. I’m serious. Anyway, enjoy!
When Ddangkoma Wasn’t There
“Wookie, did you see Ddangkoma?” asked Yesung, waking Ryeowook up.
“Huh? Who?” answered Ryeowook drowsily.
“Ddangkoma! My turtle!” Yesung pointed out desperately.
“Oh… That turtle. No, hyung, haven’t seen him anywhere…” And Ryeowook fell back to sleep.
Feeling upset, Yesung left their room and went to the living room. Some of the members were there watching TV.
“Ya, have anyone of you seen Ddangkoma?” asked Yesung. No one answered, they kept watching the TV.
“Ya!” Yesung exclaimed.
“Oh, sorry, hyung, didn’t see you there. Want some popcorn?” Sungmin said without taking his eyes off the TV.
“I don’t want your stupid popcorn! Do you know where Ddangkoma is?”
“Now where have I heard that name before…?” Donghae wondered aloud.
“It’s my turtle, stupid!”
“You mean that pet of yours that never does anything except blinking his two stupid eyes?” asked Eunhyuk absent-mindedly.
“Some people say pets are so much like their owners,” Siwon added to Eunhyuk.
“Ya! Who are you calling stupid!” Yesung broke out angrily. Right that second, Shindong went in with a bowl of soup. He was startled and almost dropped his bowl when Yesung suddenly stormed at him.
“Whoa, my soup! My soup!”
“Forget your stupid soup! Did you take Ddangkoma again?”
“What the hell is a Ddangkoma?”
“My turtle, you fathead! Did you use him to hold your broken door again?” Yesung almost burst into tears.
“You mean that shell-like thingy? I thought it’s a paperweight,” said Shindong innocently.
“No! It’s my beloved turtle! Where is it? Where is it??”
That was when Kangin broke into the commotion.
“Shut up, Yesung! Why are you making such a fuss! You never take good care of your pet anyway! You probably just keep him because you paid a lot of money for him.”
“What are you saying! I love Ddangkoma! Unlike all of you, he’s the only one who never complains at everything I’m doing!”
To his horror, Yesung realized that his words were so true. He couldn’t stand being in the living room anymore. He went to his room and shed his held tears. He knew he wasn’t such a good owner. Sometimes he forgot to feed Ddangkoma, but he loved Ddangkoma. Ddangkoma never complained when he sang at the top of his lungs. Ddangkoma always listened to his random blabber. Ddangkoma accompanied him sleeping. Ddangkoma was always there. And now he wasn’t.
“Hyung, why are you crying?” Ryeowook woke up to the sound of Yesung crying.
“I lost Ddangkoma…” Yesung sobbed. That was when a big fluffy cat went into the room, followed by Heechul yelling.
“Heebum, get back here! You need to take a bath! You stink!”
Suddenly a horrible idea jumped on Yesung’s mind. He grabbed Heebum and shook him left and right.
“Nooo! You ate my turtle! Spit him out! Spit, stupid cat! Give him back to me!”
“Ya! Who are you calling stupid!” yelled Heechul angrily.
“Your cat! He ate Ddangkoma!”
“Never! Heebum never eats trash!”
“Ya! Who are you calling trash!”
Meanwhile Ryeowook was crying and staring at his hyungs fighting.
“Hyung, don’t fight…” Ryeowook asked helplessly.
“Stop screaming!” Hankyung interrupted. By the ladle he was holding, it was clear to see that Hankyung was in the middle of cooking. Another terrible idea came to Yesung’s mind.
“Nooo! You cooked him! How could you!” Yesung dropped to his knees and cried some more.
“Cook what? I’m making Beijing fried rice for Heechul,” said Hankyung and then went back to the kitchen.
“Ddangkoma…”
Yesung was still on the floor, all air seemed to have gone from his lungs.
“Hyung, don’t cry.. I’ll help you look for him,” Ryeowook told Yesung soothingly.
In Kyuhyun’s room.
Kyuhyun put down his brush and stared at his closed door. He wondered why there was so much noise outside. By the hysterical yelling, he thought it must have been Yesung yelling here and there. He almost went out of his room to see what the problem was when the noise cleared down. He waited for a moment and then shrugged.
Kyuhyun went back to his table and took his paint brush. On his table were various colors of oil paint. He dipped his brush in one of the color and then painted it on a thing on his table. He added a few brush in invisible spots and then smiled, satisfied at his done work.
I knew it, I knew Kyu was the one who took ddangkoma cuz he’s not there when yesung’s interogating the other, but never thought he’d do something ridiculous to that poor turtle hahaha XD
where’s leeteuk??? ahah loooling forever. yesung don’t cry i listen to your blabber and al the pink (from sungmin’s stuff) must have gotten to kyu
pennylanechic commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 01:16 AM
ROFL laughed so hard XD
Thank you so much for sharing this, I love Ttangkoma & Heebum fanfics ♥
“My turtle, you fathead! Did you use him to hold your broken door again?” GYAHAHAHA~
Kyuhyun made Ttangkoma pink XD at least he know who/what Ttangkoma is XD
That is so funny fanfic…i can imagine the story easily…n yesung don’t cry a lot,,bcoz ur Ddangkoma is fine with my boo cho kyuhyunnie oppa..but this story so intertaining,with the main topic is suju..i love this..=D
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Kazuki commented on Nov 25, 2009 at 10:08 PM
I knew it, I knew Kyu was the one who took ddangkoma cuz he’s not there when yesung’s interogating the other, but never thought he’d do something ridiculous to that poor turtle hahaha XD
it’s really funny, thank you for sharing XD
pemii commented on Nov 25, 2009 at 10:18 PM
this fanfic is so funny…
poor Ddangkoma, poor yesung oppa, .
kyu oppa really an evil magnae….! LOL
i really excited for another fanfic from twelfs…
Princess Q commented on Nov 25, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Wahh~ Lol. This one-shot is real cute! Yesung’s so funny and so was my Kyu. He painted Ddangkoma pink! I love pink! Dork Kyu for the win! ♥
Thanks for sharing! (:
Anonymous commented on Nov 25, 2009 at 11:28 PM
This is such a cute story.
Didn’t thought Kyuhyun could do such weird thing. haha P
iMusicBlings commented on Nov 25, 2009 at 11:59 PM
lols.Funny fanfic.First time reading it bout suju…HAHAS!!:P
pinefir commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 12:51 AM
where’s leeteuk??? ahah loooling forever. yesung don’t cry i listen to your blabber
and al the pink (from sungmin’s stuff) must have gotten to kyu
pennylanechic commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 01:16 AM
ROFL laughed so hard XD
Thank you so much for sharing this, I love Ttangkoma & Heebum fanfics ♥
“My turtle, you fathead! Did you use him to hold your broken door again?” GYAHAHAHA~
Kyuhyun made Ttangkoma pink XD at least he know who/what Ttangkoma is XD
Indricihuy commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 01:24 AM
That is so funny fanfic…i can imagine the story easily…n yesung don’t cry a lot,,bcoz ur Ddangkoma is fine with my boo cho kyuhyunnie oppa..but this story so intertaining,with the main topic is suju..i love this..=D
utiuts commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 02:58 AM
aaaaaw! thank you so much everyone for the reviews! me so happy! ^^
parkhie commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 09:38 AM
gah! kyuhyun oppa is the reason! hahahz evil kyu oppa!! ♥ poor Ddangkoma!!
hahaha at least evil kyu knew who is Ddangkoma …
edit: i love this fanfic! ♥ is there any continuation???
yoora commented on Nov 26, 2009 at 09:54 PM
really great fanfic, i love it
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they look so happy in one house i imagine it.
and kyu is so evil, that kid. hahaha
cheskie13 commented on Dec 8, 2009 at 03:13 PM
whoa^^
it’s so funny and cute.
nice job
TWO THUMBS UP !!
hope you can write another interesting fanfic
jellie0max commented on Jan 10, 2010 at 11:11 AM
poor ddangkoma..
i remembered my per turtle…
he died…
god bless his soul…
T_T
sjshineeme commented on Mar 16, 2010 at 03:26 AM
hahahaha…please continue =)
Clara commented on May 7, 2010 at 06:08 PM
did kyu do it for minnie? ;D hahaha kyuminnn <3
Anne commented on May 16, 2010 at 11:24 AM
This was so funny…so it was Kyu all along.The silent,evil,magnae…LOL
Poor Yesung…I can see this really happening…
kyubias commented on Aug 30, 2010 at 12:50 AM
wow.. nice story..:DDD
i thought it was a true story coz didnt read that title properly.. haha
btw.. love kyu’s part..!<3